what do musicians put on their toast?
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
*walks into the studio for class*
*takes of warmups and glances in mirror*
Who in the hell photoshopped 10 lbs onto me?
this is the story of my life in 3 sentences